I'm going to pile the bad news on. So, a super-awesome person from my workplace eventually ended up calling. Response was a bit like "What do we care what those 老外（foreigners）think? This is how we do things"
So while we all love this machine for the fact that it exists (or at least thats why I like it-- someone finally built the sort of ambitious tablet I had always wanted) without a serious change in thinking, I think that we're stuck here @ JellyBean....
So, your A15 is that much closer to going into the landfill..... Thanks Voyo! Way to go for:
1) Pissing on your fan base, thus cooling their fire
2) Daring to respect that crazy foreign GPL.....
3) perpetuating nearly every negative western stereotype of Chinese business people
4) Showing me that despite the ban on most forms of religion, worship of STUPIDITY can be practiced quite openly!